'El Apache' ..... He Says Yes!

The Argentinian defence terroriser, Carlos Alberto Tévez, has made it public that he will sign for the Super Blues!

Cheeky munster-face gave a final 'feck-you' to Man Yoo by officially announcing that he'd finally seen the light and from season 09/10 onwards he'll be playing for Manchester's finest and will represent true Mancunians and the growing number of City supporters worldwide. Hero status surely awaits.

ManTwitty was given an impromptu opportunity to quickly question a clearly delighted Tevez as our paths crossed at Eastlands. Asked "what are your ambitions here?", the little rascal Carlos simply replied "to win the league for El City ...errr... to score 3 against Baconface at The Swamp'". Top lad!

The 25 year old from Buenos Aires, who was described by Maradona as the "Argentine prophet for the 21st century" will pen a 5-year deal (subject to a medical) and will wear the number 32 shirt.

ManTwitty.