ManTwitty is confident that Joleon Lescott will soon be a City player.Our source has revealed that Lescott will move to City once the Toffees have found a suitable replacement. This agreement enables the Blue Bin Dippers to pursue targets without revealing their transfer budget.
David Moyes is said to be distraught, but believes in the healing powers of music. He's a big admirer of country music icon Dolly Parton and has been heard singing his own adaption of Dolly's 1974 classic 'Joleen' whilst showering at the training ground. His wailing sounded something like this:
"Joleon, Joleon, Joleon, Joleon,
I'm begging of you Hughsey please don't take my man.
Joleon, Joleon, Joleon, Joleon,
Hughsey please don't take him just because you can.
His beauty is beyond compare,
With curly locks of freaky hair,
With nice brown skin and eyes of emerald green.
His smile is like a breath of spring;
His voice is soft like summer rain,
And I cannot compete with Hughes, Joleon.
Hughsey talks about you in his sleep,
An' there's nothing I can do to keep,
From crying when he calls your name, Joleon.
And I can easily understand,
How Hughsey could easily take my man,
But you don't know what you mean to me, Joleon.
Joleon, Joleon, Joleon, Joleon,
I'm begging of you Hughsey please don't take my man.
Joleon, Joleon, Joleon, Joleon,
Hughsey please don't take him just because you can.
City could have their choice of men,
But I could never love again.
You're the only one for me, Joleon.
I had to have this talk with you:
My happiness depends on you,
And whatever you decide to do, Joleon.
Joleon, Joleon, Joleon, Joleon,
I'm begging of you Hughsey please don't take my man.
Joleon, Joleon, Joleon, Joleon,
Hughsey please don't take him just because you can.
Joleon. ( Joleon.)"
- D. Parton / D. Moyes (a.k.a. 'The Double D's").
Poor old Moysey, you've got to feel for the guy!
ManTwitty.
2 comments:
I'm not sure man. He's currently in the U.S. with the rest of Everton. He should be bonding with our team in S. Africa. Moyes said he is not leaving. He'd be good for us though.
Its all about "face" the penniless mickeys have nothing else apart from a shed of a ground that you can buy in distressed kit form from B and Q. A chancer of a chairman kissing the badge who would sell his own mother for cash.
So give Moyes a bit of room the only decent man in the sour Everton chip in thier shouldere set up.
Yes it is it plain I really dislike that football club ?
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