Micah Is Pig Sick

It has been revealed that Micah Richards has been diagnosed with the H1N1 flu strain, a.k.a. Swine Flu. He developed the symptoms about a wee weee weeee weeeek ago during his holiday in Cyprus. Rumour has it he may has contracted the disease during a game against Bolton Wanderers. This theory make sense since Bolton are also known as the Trotters and Kevin Davies is a pig to mark, as our match photo clearly illustrates.

Oink-ment was no help with this illness. Although deemed quite serious a hambulence wasn't necessary either.

Get cured soon Micah (or Zabs is gonna have your rightback spot!),

ManTwitty.