No we're not talking about the king of pop Michael Jackson. We're on about our very own MJ That's right, Mr. Michael Johnson. A.K.A. the 'new Colin Bell'. See that rosy cheeked rotund bloke to the right, that's him, no kidding.MJ was living the dream, playing for Manchester's finest, with the world at his feet. Then one day he disappeared - not to be seen again until the pre-season photo shoot. What happened? Rumour has it he was abducted by alien beings who had experimentation tendencies. The little green fellas wanted to know what could happen if earthling talent was confronted by temptation. They decided to feed MJ a diet of of Birds, Beer and Burgers and to simultaneously monitor the impact of each on his desire to play for City. The inquisitive visitors calculated the commitment MJ expressed towards MCFC and to the three temptations. These were their findings:
Birds : 9.5% commitment.
Beer : 55% commitment.
Burgers : 35% commitment.
City : 0.5% commitment.
Come on MJ, sort yourself out. It will be worth it.
ManTwitty.
4 comments:
C'mon Johnno! Sort yourself out as ManTwitty says. You're a great player in the making.
You were a player I thought was brill. Get back to your best MJ and you'll be my hero.
Come on Michael, we're all behind you. All the City fans we know want you back in the team. You make a difference! One of us knows the ManTwitty team and they are great admirers.
Let's do it!
that kinda mirrors my lifestyle! Way to go!
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