Rival Managers Are Shitting Themselves

Looks like we've ruffled a few feathers. Fergie (Baconface), Benitez (Fat Spanish Waiter), Wenger (Specsaver) and that d*ckhead Redknapp (Twitcher) have all been spouting some right jealous bile about City to the media recently..... and it's music to our ears! Just goes to show that the sorry bunch of mard-arses now fear City. They all know we're gonna be contenders.

We're just loving their continuous bleating. "It just isn't fair", "it's not a level playing field", "we keep being outbid", "I can't find my mummy". The dominence of the so-called 'top 4' is set to be blown apart! Your party is about to be gatecrashed. Boo bleedin' hoo!

Let's clarify things a little. For decades Man Yoo and the Scousers (Bin Dippers) held an advantage due to their financial clout. The chavs of Chelski then spoilt the apple-cart by surpassing their wealth, thanks to a dodgy Russian oligarch. But guess what, there's a new gunslinger into town with both barrels loaded who's ready for a bit of action! Move over has-beens, it's time for a change.

Only the Gooners have earned ManTwitty's respect by punching above their weight, winning stuff and playing quality footy. Peripheral to the big-boys is motor-mouth 'Arry Twitcher, whose rants are quite frankly an embarrassment. 'Wannabe' Spuds are no more than a pathetic joke.

To all the above, why not quietly accept the fact that City are now a force? Step up to the challenge or shut the f*ck up! We have some serious backers now - deal with it. There's a new kid on the block and he's wears sky blue, his ambition burns bright, his desire unrelents, his wallet bulges and he's shooting for the top!

Getting back to Spuds of London, floppy face Twitcher continually claims to be on the verge of signing every available world superstar only for City to scupper his plans! Oh dear Twitcher, you are one sad deluded tw*t.

Exclusive : ManTwitty managed to pick-up on Twitcher's nonsensical misguided ramblings as the undeniable truth of the situation finally registered with the pleb. Hughes could only look on with glee from pitch side (can you spot him?). Twitcher's fear finally manifested itself in the form of an appalling stadium-wide stench and an impact in his y-fronts. It was evident to all present that the dirty sod had shit himself.

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Only 'avin' a laff 'Arry! We're sure Spuds will have a 'triffic' 09/10 season. You'll be there or thereabouts..... not.

Hee, hee,
ManTwitty.