Breaking news : our neighbours from Salford have just pulled off the biggest transfer coup of the century!ManTwitty managed to infiltrate Owen's medical and this photograph captures the wonderful moment Michael was given the all-clear. We understand that his rigorous medical check took all of 3-minutes and his health and fitness were never in question. What an athlete.
Taggart, dressed in pink-lilac, had been passing time playing ping-pong with a makeshift bat in the hospital games room. He was clearly overcome with delight as events unfolded. He declined a full interview, but emotionally commented with a tear in his eye "I'm overcome with delight" as he subconsciously played with his moobs. Man Yoo won the race to sign Owen ahead of Hull City, Tranmere Rovers and Prosthetic Athletic.
ManTwitty.
10 comments:
he he!
he he!
I think it is great. He'll do naff all for 'em.
how very dare you. Owen will score 30+ next season. You'll see. He is a star. 100 times better than Robinho. You won't get Eto. Tevez is rubbish (not as good as Fletcher). Ronaldo only left cos we wanted him to. Valancia is better than any player in your team. See!
Eric = deluded : FACT
Up yours Samantha. You is deluded.
ha ha, man boobs!
Fergie is thinking about spanking Owen's ass in that pic. Dirty sick motherfunker!
Wish he signed for us. We will rue the chance. He is a ledge end and will score 40 goal or maybe more next year for them.
owen could run faster with them legs lol
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