Joleon Is Our Man

Man City and Everton have agreed a fee for the transfer of Joleon Lescott subject to the player agreeing terms and passing a medical. It's therefore a done deal. The player will accept the shit load of money City are willing to pay him and the medical will be a formality as long as the doctor can find a pulse, similar to the RSC medical. The fee is believed to be £20m.

Hughes has played a blinder throughout this whole sorry saga. Cool, calm and collected. The same unfortunately can't be said about boggle-eyed Mr. Moyes. He is one unhappy bunny. Frustrated by his own chairman's inability to provide sufficient funds and the imminent departure of his best player. Little time left in the transfer window to spend his windfall, brought about by his own stubbornness. Team morale slowing ebbing away. His stress and strains being played out through the media. A man in turmoil. Unbelievably overrated by the press. Toffee fans will surely be questioning the ineptitude shown by Gollum's twin over the last few weeks.

So ultimately we get our man and another rival is weakened. It's nice when a plan comes together.

ManTwitty.